{"product_id":"emt-birthday-card-another-year-closer-to-needing-transport-humor-greeting-card-for-paramedics","title":"EMT Birthday Card - \"Another Year Closer to Needing Transport\" Humor Greeting Card for Paramedics","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width (closed), in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.90 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A humorous, bold greeting card made for EMTs and ambulance crews who appreciate a laugh after long shifts. The illustrated front shows a weary yet good-natured paramedic holding a mug labeled “EMT Fuel” in front of a lit ambulance and stacked medical gear. Short, playful wording on the cover—“Another Year Closer to Needing Transport”—sets a light, irreverent tone that lands as camaraderie rather than insult. Inside is blank for a personal note or quick joke. The cardstock options deliver a substantial, satiny feel and vibrant colors so every detail of the artwork stays crisp. Each order includes matching envelopes and comes in multiple sizes and finishes to suit casual notes, birthday quips, or shift-change celebrations among first responders.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Bright, high-resolution digital printing for vivid, true-to-design colors\u003cbr\u003e- Sturdy 270gsm white paper with finish choices: uncoated, matte, one-side or two-side coated\u003cbr\u003e- Front cover overlap with 1\/16 inch gap for professional assembly\u003cbr\u003e- Available in four sizes and multiple quantity options (1, 10, 30, 50 pcs) with horizontal or vertical layouts\u003cbr\u003e- Includes envelopes; blanks sourced from the USA; double-sided print available\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 1 pc","offer_id":42991608561730,"sku":"22549902462913147815","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 10 pcs","offer_id":42991608594498,"sku":"25354325531659683989","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 30 pcs","offer_id":42991608627266,"sku":"25383624874508279499","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (both sides) \/ 50 pcs","offer_id":42991608660034,"sku":"20320381280503577774","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (one side) \/ 1 pc","offer_id":42991608692802,"sku":"17679446666614455487","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (one side) \/ 10 pcs","offer_id":42991608725570,"sku":"17731066334107646565","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (one side) \/ 30 pcs","offer_id":42991608758338,"sku":"25931608205144718806","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Coated (one side) \/ 50 pcs","offer_id":42991608791106,"sku":"23130402668796562622","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Matte \/ 1 pc","offer_id":42991608823874,"sku":"79516936331085345201","price":12.12,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Matte \/ 10 pcs","offer_id":42991608856642,"sku":"14424094356418989022","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Matte \/ 30 pcs","offer_id":42991608889410,"sku":"14230111291803927888","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Matte \/ 50 pcs","offer_id":42991608922178,"sku":"33143754587907961325","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 1 pc","offer_id":42991608954946,"sku":"24974862484616160450","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 10 pcs","offer_id":42991608987714,"sku":"33173267740813648794","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 30 pcs","offer_id":42991609020482,"sku":"17425334012803402601","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5\" x 4.9\" (Vertical) \/ Uncoated \/ 50 pcs","offer_id":42991609053250,"sku":"19040290880128484272","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/0384\/4674\/files\/14401689884640701569_2048.jpg?v=1770920624","url":"https:\/\/911creativestudio.com\/products\/emt-birthday-card-another-year-closer-to-needing-transport-humor-greeting-card-for-paramedics","provider":"911 Creative Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}